RULES:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag at least three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add (a) question(s) yourself!!


CHARACTERS:
Jayce Waterwalker
Klayven Gillimanrock
Dmetri Maskov
Matilda Anne
Darcey {whateverhislastnameis}

Who/What are you?
Jayce: I am vampire, Sookie.
Klayven: ...I feel like I've answered this before.
Dmetri: Faery...
Matilda Anne: You're next girlfriend. NOT.
Darcey: Human... Cause I suck.

YOU WANT A HUG?
Jayce: I think Harlum might remove your head. It's best if you don't.
Klayven: ...Don't touch me.
Dmetri: You're going to poison me with Iron, aren't you? DAMMIT!
Matilda Anne: ...What Klayven said.
Darcey: Are you Lance? THEN NO.

You got any bad habits?
Jayce: ...Too many.
Klayven: Define "bad". *Grins*
Dmetri: Being too cynical, most likely.
Matilda Anne: Hating people? No? How about for no reason?
Darcey: I should probably quit smoking...

Are you a boy or a girl?
Jayce: *Checks his pants* Oh god... WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Klayven: *Flexes his guns* I am a man. I am what I am, I am a man.
Dmetri: ...Faery.
Matilda Anne: *Slaps her hands onto her boobs* These, I'll have you know, are real.
Darcey: Ask Lance. *Grins*

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jayce: ...Not that I known of. That's a frightening thought.
Klayven: Brother. That I never see. Or talk to. Ever.
Dmetri: I hardly have a family, let alone a brother. Faeries really don't keep track.
Matilda Anne: ...I don't believe so. Mind you, he or she would be LONG gone.
Darcey: No.

Are you a virgin?
Jayce: ...PAH *Laughs hysterically*
Klayven: Honestly. *Holds his arms out* What do you think.
Dmetri: *Sweat drop* I... Um... This is kind of a personal question.
Matilda Anne: *Explodes into laughter with Jayce*
Darcey: ...No.

Who's your crush/mate/spouse/etc.?
Jayce: Harlum Gateway... *Drools*
Klayven: ...Define crush/mate/spouse/etc.
Dmetri: Currently single.
Matilda Anne: Widowed. But there's someone who has brutally thrust themselves into my life.
Darcey: Lance. *Smiles*

Do you have any kids?
Jayce: O.O *Passes out*
Klayven: I certainly hope not. >.>
Dmetri: ....*Sighs*
Matilda Anne: *Looks at her infertile stomach* Thank god, no. Too much to tie me down.
Darcey: Unless Lance can get pregnant, then no.

What's your favorite food?
Jayce: Harlum Gateway... *Drools*
Klayven: Anything edible.
Dmetri: Faery fruit.
Matilda Anne: Plump and tender... bodybuilders. *Grins*
Darcey: Steak Fajitas.

Have you ever killed anyone?
Jayce: Not completely conscious.
Klayven: *Nods* I've fought in, like, every single war. So, yes. I've killed a few people.
Dmetri: No. Not purposely, at least.
Matilda Anne: Not first-hand. But I have several hitmen on my speed dial.
Darcey: I guess so. o.o But it was an accident.

Do you like to destroy things?
Jayce: *Is sitting in a pile of deconstruction* ...What was the question?
Klayven: ...Define "destroy". Then, define "things"...
Dmetri: I like fixing things, more than destroy. But I have been prone to ruin gardens and anti-environment groups.
Matilda Anne: ... *Grins*
Darcey: Not really. Though, sometimes it's fun.

Do you hate/dislike anyone?
Jayce: Touch my Harlum, and I won't like you. At all.
Klayven: ...Define "hate/dislike".
Dmetri: Not really. Just anti-environmentalists.
Matilda Anne: Yes. too many to cound.
Darcey: Not really. Just anyone who hurts Lance.


Do you love anyone?
Jayce: Harlum Gateway... *Drools*
Klayven: I am... Unsure.
Dmetri: *Hates not being able to lie* I have loved long ago. *Loves being able to bend the truth*
Matilda Anne: *Swallows hard and looks away* No.
Darcey: ....Have I see this question before?

What is your job?
Jayce: Harlum Gateway... *Drools*
Klayven: Being an ass. *Grins*
Dmetri: Exiled-Faery social worker.
Matilda Anne: Enticing. Oh, and a Lawyer. But that probably won't last much longer.
Darcey: I just lost my job.

What do you do to relax?
Jayce: Harlum Gateway... *Drools*
Klayven: Bush parties. House parties. Party parties. The usual.
Dmetri: Sit out in the forest, and inhale iron-free air.
Matilda Anne: Drink. Mostly.
Darcey: ... *Grins*

There's a person who's teasing you, what would you do?
Jayce: Break out in a massive, kick-ass, sick air-guitar solo and pwn their asses. *Is such a nerd*
Klayven: Feel sorry for them. Cause they don't know how insignificant they are. Then lecture them on their insignificance.
Dmetri: Curse or enchant or glamour them. And have fun with it.
Matilda Anne: End them. Swiftly.
Darcey: *Shrugs* Probably just walk away.

Ever broken the law?
Jayce: Yeah. No big deal, though. Just little things. I'm not very festive or above-the-law, or anything.
Klayven: ....*bursts out laughing*
Dmetri: If you could the destruction of many buildings, then yes.
Matilda Anne: *Laughs with Klayven*
Darcey: No. Not really.

What is your sexuality?
Jayce: Harlum Gateway... *Drools*
Klayven: I've answered this question before, too. But I'll answer it again: I was gay, but there are certain factors that are making me rethink that decision.
Dmetri: Faeries don't have sexualities.
Matilda Anne: Straight.... Mostly. *Grins*
Darcey: Bisexual... Because of SOMEONE. *Looks over at Lance*

Favorite season?
Jayce: I like winter. It's cold and ashen, all the time. I kinda like it like that.
Klayven: Seasons pass by too quickly. I really don't notice them.
Dmetri: Spring. Season of blooming and blossoming. When everything begins again.
Matilda Anne: Summer. Beaches and bikinis.
Darcey: I like Fall. All the colours are beautiful.

Who's your best friend?
Jayce: Probably Harlum. She knows me best. Besides, I've lost connection with all my other friends.
Klayven: Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi and his little... *flinches* girlfriend.
Dmetri: Aidarm. And Quinn Gateway.
Matilda Anne: I don't really have time for friends. I have some not-so-close friends and acquaintances. But no really close friends.
Darcey: Lance, really. He's all I have left.

What song best represents you?
Jayce: Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows
Klayven: There was as song written about me a long time ago... But it disappeared, now. It was in Gaelic, anyway.
Dmetri: Fear and Wonder by Dimmu Borgir... It reminds me of growth.
Matilda Anne: Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy.
Darcey: Rammstein's "Hilf Mir" because when I needed help, there was really no one around to save me. Until Lance came along, of course...

So... what are you gonna do now that this is over?
Jayce: Harlum Gateway... *Drools*
Klayven: I don't plan ahead. There's too much time, for that.
Dmetri: Hang out with Quinn?
Matilda Anne: Entice. It's what I do.
Darcey: >.> That's none of your business. *Closes the blinds and locks the door, dragging Lance in with him*